MAD Scientists Working in the Laboratory 24/7 Surgically Reviving Consoles & Games

Game cartridge for 'Metroid Fusion' on a light gray background

GBA Game Cartridge | Metroid Fusion (ROM)

$30.00

Game cartridge for 'Metroid Zero Mission' on a light gray background

GBA Game Cartridge | Metroid Zero Mission (ROM)

$30.00

Pokémon AshGray Version game card on a gray background

GBA Game Cartridge | Pokemon AshGray Version (ROM)

$25.00

Red Game Boy cartridge case with a Pokémon FireRed Version game inside on a light gray background

GBA Game Cartridge | Pokemon FireRed Version (Authentic)

$200.00

Pokémon Yellow Legacy game case on a gray background

GBA Game Cartridge | Pokemon Legacy Yellow (ROM)

$25.00

GBA Game Cartridge | Pokemon Orange Islands (ROM)

$30.00

Green Game Boy with 'Pokémon Leaf Green Version' on a gray background

GBA Game Cartridge | Pokemon LeafGreen Version (ROM)

$40.00

Pokémon Emerald Version game cartridge on a gray background

GBA Game Cartridge | Pokemon Emerald Legacy (ROM)

$40.00

Game Boy Advance game cartridge for 'Pokémon FireRed Rocket Edition' on a gray background

GBA Game Cartridge | Pokemon FireRed Rocket Edition (ROM)

$30.00

Blue Game Boy Advance SP with a game displayed on the screen, on a white background

GBA SP | Blue | 2.0 Screen | 850mAh Battery

$300.00

Game Boy Advance SP with a screen displaying 'Pokémon' on a white background

GBA SP | Transparent | IPS V5 Touch Screen | 900mAh Battery | Glow in the Dark

$450.00

GBC | GBA | GBA SP | DS

In Kevins mom's basement, we have a secret Laboratory. This is where we revive Consoles and Game Cartridges. Our scientists never sleep! E=mc2

Meet The Staff

Scientist Kevin

Kevin likes romantic walks down the beach. Kevin also likes to yell at his mom to bring more chicken fingers for the Scientists! Unfortunately, Kevin struggles with IBS and carries around toilet paper at all times.

Lead Scientist Taylor

Taylor is the Lead Scientist on the staff. She has a master's in chemistry at a prestigious university. She runs a tight shift and expects nothing but perfection. Without her the whole Laboratory would cease to exist. Typically she is in her office working on her big girl papers for higher education and new Laboratory experiments. She definitely has a huge crash on Head Security Vincent.

Scientist Kyle

Kyle is Boss Johnathan's cousin and is border line useless. He really has no business wearing a white laboratory coat. Mostly Kyle is ripped out of his Christmas tree on the peyote. Kyle also enjoys getting black out drunk at the local same sex bar and skinny dipping in the neighbours pool. If you can't find Kyle at the Laboratory or the same sex bar check the local jail

Boss Johnathan

Johnathan's a huge douche bag who's daddy is a big time billionaire. Johnathan's daddy has no time for Johnathan but keeps Johnathan's trust fund full to keep him quiet from his baby boy whining. Johnathan really wants to prove to his daddy that he is a big boy too. He basically forced Kevin to build the Laboratory in his mom's basement. It's amazing how far some IBS blackmail can go.

Head Security Vincent

Extremely tall, dark, handsome, jack and tan, Vincent keeps the Laboratory under lockdown at all times. His vast knowledge of security systems and precision shot with a taser gun makes him the best in the industry. Sometimes to make sure the tasers are working properly he uses them on Scientist Kyle.

Driver Danny

Danny is the company's official driver on paper and tax documents. Off the record, you will find Danny collecting money with his nunchucks from degenerates who owe the Laboratory money. Danny enjoys playing chess, flying jets and driving tanks on his off time as well as sometimes on the clock. He's also a complete chick magnet.

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